I love to dance. I’m a decent Shag and Salsa dancer and I know enough of most ballroom styles so as not to embarrass myself on the dance floor. Because I love dancing so much, ABC’s Dancing With The Stars has been a guilty pleasure of mine for some time now. I’ve watched the last ten seasons faithfully. I find intricately choreographed and expertly executed dance routines to be more thrilling than any maneuvers on the grid iron, field, pitch, court or ice.
(It helps tremendously that a beautiful woman usually makes up fifty-percent of a dance team.)
While I have enjoyed watching the show, I’ve never voted for any team until this season. And this season I’ve been sending every vote allowed me (10 by phone and 10 via computer) Sean Spicer’s way. Apparently, I’m not the only one. The former White House spokesman has been bucking the odds and the judges’ votes since day one, advancing week after week despite objectively being the absolute worst dancer of the season.
Why?
Payback.
That’s why.
When it was first announced that Mr. Spicer would participate in the show this season, all manner of venomous vitriol spewed forth from the hellish holes of social media. The general opinion was that no one with less than twelve degrees of separation between them and President Trump should be allowed on the show or in polite company anywhere.
MAGA Nation responded by voting for Sean Spicer. Liberal tears ensued.
There is a good chance of carrying Spicer all the way to the finals if we can get even more voters on board. You don’t have to watch the show if ballroom dancing is not your thing.
Just text SEAN to 21523 up to 10 times between 8:30 pm and 9:30 pm
If you sign on to ABC.com you can toss an additional 10 votes his way via computer!
It being Veterans Day, I’m certain the retired US Navy and flat footed patriot, Sean Spicer would truly appreciate being advanced yet another week.
Let The Winning Continue!
Update
Oh well, it was a nice run while it lasted.
